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Homemade Crumpets: Hole-y, Buttery, and British AF

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Priya
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Crumpets are what English muffins wish they were. Fight us.

They’re chewy, spongy, and covered in beautiful, butter-trapping holes. Toast one, slather it with butter, and watch it disappear into a golden, dripping puddle. No special equipment needed. Just patience and a hungry stomach.

Step-by-Step Instructions

1

Make the Batter

  • In a bowl, whisk flour, sugar, salt, and yeast.
  • Add warm milk and warm water. Whisk until smooth (like pancake batter).
  • Cover and let rise for 1 hour—it will get bubbly and frothy.
  • Stir in baking powder. Let rest 10 minutes.
2

Cook the Crumpets

  • Heat a non-stick skillet over low-medium heat. Grease crumpet rings and skillet.
  • Place rings in the skillet. Pour ¼ cup batter into each ring (batter will be thick).
  • Cook for 5-7 minutes. Bubbles will appear, pop, and leave glorious holes.
  • When the top is dry and covered in holes, remove rings. Flip crumpets and cook 1-2 minutes on the other side.
  • Repeat with remaining batter.
3

Toast & Butter

  • Toast crumpets twice until golden and crisp on the outside, soft in the middle.
  • Smother with butter. Watch it melt into every single hole.
  • Add jam, honey, or just more butter.

Summary

Prep Time: 10 minutes | Rise Time: 1 hour 10 minutes | Cook Time: 20 minutes

Yield: 8 crumpets | Difficulty: Easy

Storage Notes

Store cooked crumpets in an airtight container for up to 3 days or freeze for up to 3 months. Always toast twice before eating (once to thaw/warm, twice to crisp). Never microwave—you’ll get a sad, rubbery pancake.

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